Sometimes you need a little more than scientific fact to scare your kids about the dangers of drugs... such as ripping off their own genitals.
They say that breaking up is hard to do, but that's really not true. If you were aiming for the douche angle there's an app for that!
Unlike Big Foot, atheists DO exist. In order to prove this, they've created billboards and invite people to join their club!
What's keeping your daycare provider from taking pics of your tots and using them for online memes? Well aside from not being able to receive unemployment, not much.
When your grandpa and grandma were super nice to you it was probably because they were drunk. Just because you weren't at the bar doesn't mean you aren't paying for everyone else's drinks.
You thought having an argument with your folks about when you're going to get your priorities straight and settle down was irritating? Imagine having this shit cloud hanging over you at your next family gathering!