Monday, March 19, 2012

Mostly Dead Monday

By Miracle Max standards, I am mostly dead today. Can a person feel blurry?  Right now blurry is the only way I can think to describe it. My friend Dean described the sensation as having cotton in your brain. That pretty much summed it up for me.

It's been a busy last few weeks. One more weekend away to come and then a blessed weekend of sleep. Until then, you can expect me to be as sharp as a tack that's been repeatedly forced to penetrate cement. It's been pretty bad so far this morning. Of course the fact that it's Monday plays into things a bit. I can't seem to keep my head upright. The random crap that keeps running through my mind is keeping me from really focusing on what's important; 4 o'clock. This is the conversation going on in my head.

"My boobs look nice today. If I can see down my top can everyone else see down my top? I should go to the bathroom and see if the girls are hanging out and put them away if they are. It's not like it's going to get me anywhere in this place. What bra am I wearing? It's really getting the job done! I should tweet that. I don't remember buying it. Probably a vacation purchase. That's what I need. I forgot to shut the windows at home and it's going to rain. Sonofabitch! I should be blogging. I am blogging. See Angie blog. Sigh..."

(Twitter Break)

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"Huh...I have a sun burn. Jill has the best burning deck on the planet. It's like farmer tan without having to farm. I should stop looking at my cleavage before I start to think I'm a pervert. If I get caught I'm either going to have to admit I've been staring at my tits or that I've been sleeping. This is going to suck when it begins to itch. Do I rub some lotion on it now and risk looking all naughty? 'It rubs the lotion on it's skin...' Oh Angie... when will the lambs stop screaming!I crack me up. I need lunch."

It's a good thing I can't see shiny objects or squirrels out the window or I'd get absolutely nothi... there's pie in the break room.

How was/is your Monday? What distracts you the most during work?

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