Friday, March 2, 2012

Friday's Dirty Talk

If you walk into our office on a Friday you're probably going to feel like you've stepped into some strange sort of Chuck E Cheese for adults. We are the Dave and Busters of the business district. Things have been flying over the walls all day, both physically and verbally. I've hit two people wine corks. No, I didn't drink it here. No, I don't know why I have wine corks at my desk. Yes, I wish they would let me drink here. We've all managed to get our work done, and to be honest... that in itself is a miracle. There is absolutely no way to explain it and I doubt it will ever happen again.

Around 2 PM, when everyone was on the verge of breaking out into hysterical laughter or falling asleep (it's one of those days... most of the time we're all a little punch drunk), the lovely lady who cleans our office on Fridays made her way back to the restrooms. She taped her sign to the door and headed in...

This should have been sufficient to ward off any potty goers, but not today. Today we were overly concerned with her privacy whilst scrubbing. After a few steps too far over the line, our band of merry man (yeah I'm putting the blame on Jim here), decided to help out with a more descriptive sign to ensure absolutely no one bothered her.

I don't know about you all, but when I am cleaning, when I am on a roll, when I am knee deep in the "poopla" so to speak... I just want to be left the hell alone. Cleaning the bathroom is no different. The last thing you want when you're wiping anyone's bodily fluids or excretions off the porcelain is to get distracted and put some part of your body, NOT covered in latex, in direct contact with it. It's a solo job, folks. 

In order to make sure that people were aware that cleaning the bathroom is not only a dirty job but a private one... Jim someone felt another sign was in order.

Sign suggestions that didn't make the cut: 

- I'm cleaning the shitter, bitches!
- Hold your horses and your bladder! Depends are in the cleaning closet.
- DON'T LOOK AT ME! (not sure what that was about... )

See... we're that kind of nice. 

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