Let's assume that I am responsible and will pay all my debts right off the top. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's take a look at the things I want that Santa forgot to bring me!
1. Zeltiq. I feel sorry for the doctor who has to draw the circles and lines on me for all the areas I want done. No, I don't want to hear how I should just be happy with my body. I am happy with it. It gets me where I need to go. I simply want to be happier with it.
2. ProForm Treadmill. My poor Crosswalk Maxx is on it's last leg. I have tried to adjust the damn belt numerous times and it's still slipping. Once I get my fat frozen off I will need to maintain my new physique.
3. Apartment in Montreal. I'm not fancy and my place doesn't need to be either. If you've not been to Montreal, I highly recommend it. This place is right in the center of the fun, which is AWESOME!
4. Vacation home in Brazil. Because. Just because, okay? I need some tropics in my life.
Obviously, I'll be buying the standard lottery winner items like a car for each of my kids and a brand new wardrobe. I'll have a big party for all of my friends, too! Yes, you're all invited. Bring some snacks, alright? I'll be too busy to go grocery shopping because being spectacular is a full time job!
Before I go off to do my hair and makeup for tonight's event, I want you all to know that I won't forget about you when I am rich. As a matter of fact, let me thank a few people specifically.
Yeah, that's about it. None of the rest of you really did much to help me win. I don't mean to be a bag, but come on. Did you do anything? Really? I thought so.
-I'm winning the lottery
-I'm going to be freaking decked out and dead sexy
-Thank you Casey's shopper
-None of you helped
-Selfish bitch (me)
What is the number one luxury item you would buy if you won big bucks?