Monday, November 7, 2011

Wag and Angie Tackle Marriage Counseling

Well well well... here you are again. Monday has arrived and there you sit, making the blog rounds. Guess what? Today's going to be fun! I'm over at Wag Vs Angie today and it's going to be a little different than previous weeks. This week we're taking on a reader question about Marriage Counseling!

Now we all know that counseling sessions typically have three sides... Person A, Person B, and the Counselor. We've decided to go another route. Strap in kids... let's roll! 

Q. My wife doesn’t ever want to have sex with me unless she wants something and it has been this way for 10 years. I look at porn to keep myself from looking elsewhere. Now we are in counseling and she told the counselor that I am a sex addict. Should I warn my co-workers? The neighbors? Does this really make me a sex addict? Is she crazy?

Come on over and find out what Wag and I have to offer! Wag Vs. Angie


Gorilla Bananas said...

I never knew you had a double-act with this guy, doesn't updating your own blog take up enough of your time?

Anyway, the man asking the question should deny his wife food until she's had sex with him. It worked like a charm for the Neanderthals.

Angie said...

It gives me a day or two away from my own page. It's sort of refreshing to be honest. :)

People always find a way to get food and unfortunately holding someone prisoner in order to withhold food is illegal. I'd just leave!

Juliette said...

Sound advice Angie. However. I'd like to know more about the guy knocking one out at wasn't the same guy was it?

wagthedad said...

BTW I see nothing wrong with rubbing one out at work. As long as you don't get caught and you clean up afterwards.

Angie said...

I don't think it's the same guy who wrote in, no. What would you like to know about the guy friend? He's sexy, big, strong, and not into me dammit! LOL Otherwise he's a decent guy. (I guess... MEN)

I don't really care one way or another if someone does or does not rub one out in the company bathroom or some other out of sight place. I was just curious how this works in an office. I mean hell if you work alone, easy deal. If you share 2 stalls with 10 other guys... eventually your good time is gonna get spoiled right? I just don't understand it. That's all.

Kaloo5 said...

Maybe he gets the colleagues or co-workers to lend a hand.

Angie said...

Ewwwww LOL

Jen said...

How did this conversation turn to workplace masturbation? Not that I don't appreciate the suggestion. :)

Angie said...

Sorry, that was my bad. I just assumed since he wondered if he should warn his co-workers it must mean he had a job. That to me says he's not a chronic masturbator. I do however know a guy who has done it at work... and I got sidetracked. Sorry still a bit feverish today. Ignore me. LOL

ipenka said...

"Your honor, I would like to present the following evidence"

Last time they had sex: 10/1/11, 4/13/11, 7/1/10

Corresponding dips in bank account:
10/2/11, 4/14/11, 7/2/10

Definitely sucks for the guy.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Using sex to get things, isn't that prostitution.

Steve Bailey said...

Finally!!! You got around to answering my personal email! Thanks!!!

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Okay, I'm super excited to see the answer to that one!

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

If so then I am one gigantic sex addict. In my opinion absolutely not.

Fred Miller said...

The eczema on my hands is flaring up right now, so rubbing one out is like doing it with 40-grit sandpaper.

Angie said...

LOL Someone should track that actually. I wonder if it's more common than we know.

I actually told the reader that his wife was a hooker. I hope I don't cause angry feelings. :)

Oh... well if I had known it was YOU I'd have been more blunt. LOL

I hope the anonymous reader tuned in too!

You and me both Elliot.

Ouch... ouch... get some salve?

wagthedad said...

@Angie re: the logistics of the work wack and NO I have not done it:

Yes, if you're in a bathroom with 10 American stalls where you only have the half wall with space above and below, but in my office we have a separate room with the toilet in it. It's the size of a stall, but with full walls and a ceiling. It could work, as long as one did it silently....hmmm.....

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