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1. Kim Kardashian shocked the world by announcing that she was still married, by filing for a divorce.
Apparently the check for the wedding show cleared. We will now wait the appropriate (2 months) for the dissolution to be official so that the honeymoon sex tape can be released.
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A 20 y/o being attracted to The Bieb is perplexing enough. Deciding to admit it is even worse. Basically signing a confession of statutory rape by publicly declaring he is the father of your baby, given fact one and two, is pretty much the next logical step in her bat shit crazy f*cked up world.
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Earlier this week, key members of the DNC purchased a DeLorean and a shit load of plutonium and headed back to the 1990s. While there, they planted false memories and fake documents in efforts to derail the presidential aspirations of Herman Cain. (In related news, Rick Perry apparently lost his mind in NH)
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The charge reads that Mr. Dawson was loaning the woman money, and offered to lower the amount she had to pay back if she would permit him to perform oral sex on her for his pleasure. This is at least the 4th time these allegations have been made against Mr. Dawson, all from females that rent property from him. I can only assume someone said yes or he wouldn't keep trying. That girl has to be feeling a little dirtier now.
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Since I do not care, lets pretend they were the Packers and the Minnesota Wild. It's all the same to me. Also, one of the teams won. Someone's team didn't. Apparently it was so good they plan to have another World Series next year...unless there is a strike or baseball is ruled unconstitutional (non-fans cross fingers).
So that's what has been going on for the last seven days. That's all of it. Not another single solitary newsworthy thing happened. Oh except:
6. The 99% are still occupying some places and it's gone global. I have been occupying my desk which means I must be rich right?
7. Greece is still on the verge of economic disaster.
8. Syria has, once again, erupted in violence.
You know... if you consider this sort of stuff news. (insert an eye roll or two here or there)