Sunday, November 20, 2011

Don't judge me! How I Spent My Birthday

Due to circumstances beyond my control (okay that's a lie)... Wag Vs. Angie will be off the schedule for the week. I celebrated with family and friends this weekend and was unable to get my assignment in on time. Also, I realized that I'm no longer capable of running with the big dogs more than 1 day per week.

Also, I would like you all to know that there is actually a limit to the number of vodka diets one person should consume. I am not sure what that limit is, but I tripped right over that line at some point Friday night. On a positive note, I was sober enough to use a designated driver, wash my face, put my fancy earrings away, and not send any embarrassing drunk texts or make any phone calls (yes I checked). I was not sober enough to remember to take my purse off the bed before I climbed in, which was evident by the spilled contents on the floor in the morning.

Side note: The last time I really tied one on, I got all Cleopatra and packed my purse full of things I might need in the afterlife. When I woke up in the morning I sternly asked myself to explain why I thought I needed:

1. Fork
2. Clean underwear
3. Weight Watchers Dessert
4. Hair brush (I don't brush my hair)
5. All of my makeup
6. Reading glasses


Anyway, someone please explain what is it about drinking with the girls that makes you want to take pictures of your boobs? Shhhh don't judge. Our faces weren't in them. Okay they weren't in all of them. Besides, it's not like they went on Facebook or anything... except the one that we immediately freaked out about and removed. Never let the girl who doesn't know how to use her camera phone take the pics. I should explain that we still had bras on. That's better right? No? Oh well. 

Everyone have yourselves a happy Monday and for those of you celebrating Thanksgiving, enjoy the shorter work week! 

14 comments:

Miss Sassy Pants said...

I. Love. You.

"I got all Cleopatra and packed my purse full of things I might need in the afterlife."

You're my hero/I am mad I didn't think of that before you.

Happy birthday girl.

Ink Spiller said...

"I got all Cleopatra and packed my purse full of things I might need in the afterlife."

...the line I wish I would have thought of.

Angie said...

Sassy,
Ah the things we do when we're not quite conscious! I watch a lot of History Channel and Discovery when I am passing out. That might have something to do with it. I think when that occurred I was midway through a series of exploring ancient Egypt! LOL

Ink,
You just remember it next time! Still not sure why I thought I would need that WW Keylime Pie.

Juliette said...

Well hope you had a good Birthday Angie! Sounds like fun! Wish I could have joined in with my bra too.

RCB said...

HAAAAAAAA-PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY BBBBBIIIIIRRRRRTHHH-DDDDAAAAAAY, Angie. No limit to the vodka diets, that's for sure. By the way, have you already had a look at those pictures of you and moi on Steve's blog? So flattering....

http://steve-bailey.blogspot.com/2011/11/one-year-blogging-special-thank-you-to.html?showComment=1321894036788#c2373021636486180783

Leauxra said...

Sounds like a spectacular birthday. I have often considered inventing a "drunk cam"... like the helmet cam for daredevils but more fashionable and for drunks. Also: HAPPY BIRTDAY!

Linda Medrano said...

Happy Birthday Princess!

It sounds like a fun night with the girls.

Heather said...

Happy Birthday! I can't even remember the last time I tested my Vodka limits with the girls, lol. Sounds like you had fun :) And when WOULDN'T you need a WW dessert?

Angie said...

Juliette,
I have no doubt that you would have a great time hanging with my girls. Plus, with that sexy accent you'd attract men to the table in droves!

RCB,
That picture of you in the leather is HAWT! LOL

Leauxra,
You definitely need to patent that!

Linda,
It was great! Saturday was less great, but we had a fantastic time!

Heather,
Well that is true. A WW dessert always comes in handy!

To all of you, Thank you for the happy birthdays!

Azra said...

LOL @ the fork and weight watchers dessert in your purse. Happy HAPPY Birthday Angie. Hope it was all shades of wonderful and that you you have many more blessed years ahead :D

Kaloo5 said...

Oh Bugger!
I just realized my comment wasn't posted :(

Hope you had a super birthday Angie!
Love your work :) But then you already knew that ;)

Angie said...

Azra and Kaloo,
Thank you both so much! It's been a great year and I was able to find some pretty amazing people through this place... the two of you included! ~hugs~

Left Coast Guy said...

Where does one find their inner whore? I want one! Come on people, give!

Dean
Http://leftcoastguy.com

Angie said...

Dean,
I didn't have to find mine! She came right out and introduced herself one time when I was drinking some vodka. Now she comes out sometimes even when I'm sober. The older I get the more frequently she visits. Weird!

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