Believe it or not, it's pretty simple. I don't need you to get in touch with your inner anything, but if you're going to express some sort of non-verbal cues, how about a little heads up for those of us who aren't tuned into your brainwaves? When my friends have something on their mind, they say things like:
1. I am frustrated.
2. I am sad.
3. I am excited.
4. I had a really shitty day.
5. Something isn't right, I don't know what, and I don't know why.
I don't have a single solitary clue as to what men are thinking at any point in time unless they are looking at my breasts or actually saying "Angie, this is what I'm thinking." When I admitted this on Facebook this morning, I received a couple of comments from my guy friends, and one response that said, "Then your super powers suck because every other woman I've met has been able to tell what I'm thinking. Sometimes just based on the inadvertent direction of my gaze." I would bet that gaze was directed at a set of boobs or an ass.
Funny, the guys in the office have been humming the Wizard of Oz song all day, "If I only had a heart/brain/nerve". Timely?
Come on guys... tell me there's more to your thoughts than sex, food, drink, and sleep.