I yelled, "BIGGER PENIS!" It flew out of my mouth so fast that you'd have thought I was being timed and there was serious prize money at stake.
"Do you really believe that it's the most important thing?" **** said.
"You said "deeper". If I were a guy I would have said longer vagina, but since I don't have a spouse or a partner, and based on the dry spell and my pretend partner not giving me any attention, I am going to pretend faux beau has a short penis!" I said, a bit too defensively.
What I ended up taking away from this conversation, (aside from the fact that I would be AWESOME at any game show where I had to have the answer quickly oh and that unless I detect sadness in the other person's face or voice I'm going to immediately think the pervy answer first) was that just like any other search done on the internet, people come to blogs looking for all sorts of things, including feedback and advice.
So today I am leaving you with a couple of questions to ponder:
1. If you could change one thing about your spouse that would make the love making deeper, what would it be? You can't use bigger penis or deeper vagina because I already used those.
2. Why do you blog / Why do you read blogs?