Last week when I moved the blog to my personal domain, I also had a chance to play with the new blogger interface. I learned something completely non-technical when I switched over. I have a LOT of blog drafts from when I first began blogging that I never published.
From what I can gather by looking at the dates and the contents of the posts, I was REALLY angry and apparently... pretty damn mean. I read through one post in particular and I started out thinking to myself, "Go me! I am vicious! I should have sent that in a letter! Asshole!" and as the post goes on I began to think, "Wow, Angie. That wasn't very nice. Oooh I need to check the calendar for that day because this seems more like PMS than real anger. Oh... OH! I don't really think that! Ouch, that would have hurt."
So in order to atone for these cruel thoughts I have decided to apologize here. There's a chance that you might think some of these apply to you. I assure you, they do not (maybe).
1. I'm sorry I said you were a piss poor excuse for a human being. I meant to say that you would be better suited to a world filled with robots and unfeeling cold electronics.
2. I don't really want you to shove anything up your a$$. I don't think there's room for anything else up there. It's got to be full with your head being up there all the time. Forgive me for suggesting it.
3. There probably IS a woman out there who will be stupid enough to stay with you. I didn't mean to dash your hopes. We all need something to keep us believing in love. Sure, she might have to be blind, deaf, mute, immobile, and unconscious... but she's out there.
|Yeah, I couldn't' picture her either.|
4. When I said you should "go **** yourself", I didn't mean it. I've been on the receiving end of your efforts in that department, and there are certainly better things you could do with your time. Like growing a conscience.
That concludes the "I'm Sorry" portion of today's post. Hmmm apparently it wasn't PMS related.
So for those of you keeping track... Angie 1 - PMS 0