Mom. I would like to state for the record that while I may be cheap, I am certainly not easy.
I'll be back with my regular blog a little later in the day plus all new Blog Most Likely To! See you kids in a bit. While I'm gone, remember:
1. Wear your seat belt.
2. Practice safe sex.
3. Tell someone you love them today. Unless they have a protection order against you, in which case you should stop right now and turn around.