Thursday, July 7, 2011

Get your learn on - Sex Advice From a Guy

So I'm sitting here listening to Save Me San Francisco. This is a bit dangerous. Anyone who knows me can attest that I have a tendency to break into song even without anything playing to sing along to. Right now I'm wearing headphones so most people would probably assume I'm making a call or sitting through a teleconference or something equally headphone-ish. If I could stop my head from going all "Night at the Roxbury", no one would ever catch on. I just said 'OH.HELL.NO' out loud. Awkward.

I've been over catching up on some stuff over at Wag The Dad. Since I'm not pregnant and it's no longer Wednesday, I skipped right on down to the part where I get some learn on about how to get more sex. I know a lot of you don't know what a blog is (past the fact that you're reading one right now), but I'm here to tell ya it's pure infotainment most days. Well okay, maybe it's more edutainment. Either way, if you're one of those girls I wrote Hey Vagina, Why So Down for, you need to go over and check it out. It's not like I know the guy personally, but I don't think he would lie to you. Hell, he's practically a doctor with all of prostaglandin  knowledge of getting a baby growing in someone and how to get one out. How can you go wrong? He's got 30 kids!

I would also like to clarify something from yesterday's post. That picture is in fact me. Today someone asked... "How many pictures did you take to get that picture just right?" I said, "Just one. That's my face!" It's the face I give pretty much everyone when they say something completely freaking asinine.

For the record, Spell Check flags prostaglandin, but it allows edutainment and infotainment. Oh look, it allows orientated too. Asshats.

6 comments:

Miss Sassy Pants said...

I was reading Wag the Dag post too. "Twatwaffle" is my new favorite phrase. I am just positive it's going to get me laid more often.

Angie said...

Ha! Just last night I challenged a friend to use Twatwaffle in a sentence. I will follow up today and see how he did.

Heather said...

That picture is THE most perfect "What the FUCK?" face I have ever seen. You are blessed! My daughter has similar "make you feel small when I look at you" skill..I'm so jealous.

I am loving reading your blog. I somehow found my way over from Wag the Dad, which also cracks me up. BTW Thanks a lot, my coworkers really think I'm nuts over here giggling in the middle of the day.

Angie said...

Thanks Heather! I feel the same way when I'm blog hopping during the day. What I've done to make myself feel better about it is send the links to other select people in the office that have more pull than me and also have a sense of humor. I've also found that being a little too honest about things will confuse bosses.
Ex. "Omg I was just reading a blog because my job bores the hell out of me. YOU HAVE GOT TO READ IT!"

I learned this skill when I forwarded him "Hitler Hates" videos from YouTube and he did nothing but watch them and crack up for a full 5 hours (during which time he didn't expect ANYTHING from me).

I look forward to reading more of your stuff!!

wagthedad said...

Hey thanks for the linky linkage! Didn't see this until today, owing to our recent arrival. Carry on.

Angie said...

Wag,

You're welcome! Hope all is well with the new babe!

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