Thursday, July 14, 2011

For David Because It Makes Him Sad When It's Not About Him

The moment David saw the post about Sue's birthday, his muscles tensed and he could feel the prickly anger creeping up his spine. "A BLOG POST!? ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME?" he silently screamed. "Does this woman know who I am? Does she know who my brother is? This will not end well for her. I know people. I used to work on the docks! I am bad ass!"

"I smoke cigarettes b*tch!?" He looked at his picture and before sending the threatening email to Angie Whatevermylastname decided to use something that really made his point for him. He selected something more apropos to the theme. 

"This will do it." he thought. 

David leaned back in his chair and thought back to happier times. How could he have gone from mild mannered-Flock of Seagulls-loving good guy to this man he had become? 

"Well it's really her fault. She should know by now that the internet is all about me." He said out loud... even shocking himself. 


Linda Medrano said...

Uhm, Angie, who is this man? I am not sure you should be hanging out with him. Angie, have you considered a restraining order? I hope at least this David is cute.

Angie said...

Hahaha Linda... He doesn't scare me. He's very attractive, though he refused to actually allow his own pictures to be used for this post (which is a shame because he had some kick ass FOS hair)! I know a few women that would gladly restrain him so I don't feel the need to involve the courts. LOL

Anonymous said...

wow I think this guy is a total creeper....

Angie said...

:) Nah Anon, it was all in fun!

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