"I smoke cigarettes b*tch!?" He looked at his picture and before sending the threatening email to Angie Whatevermylastname decided to use something that really made his point for him. He selected something more apropos to the theme.
"This will do it." he thought.
David leaned back in his chair and thought back to happier times. How could he have gone from mild mannered-Flock of Seagulls-loving good guy to this man he had become?
"Well it's really her fault. She should know by now that the internet is all about me." He said out loud... even shocking himself.