Sobriety should be for me.
Sobriety called me today. I missed the call, but I'm calling it back tomorrow.
I answer "no" to both questions and call you a dissolute woman.
Get yourself a spare liver. I put my evil twin in that big fridge of ours in the garage in case I need one. You could order one: http://www.mirm.pitt.edu/news/article.asp?qEmpID=12
GB, I am dissolute. Feel free to judge me. I'm cool with that! How does that saying go..."Opinions are like... " :) RCB, I saved my liver and settled down after a couple days of family time, but I'll save the link for another time, another vacation, etc.
I can be sober just fine. It's the clean part that escapes me.
Linda, If you mean mentally clean I am 100% with you! LOL
Sobriety is for quitters. My liver is just taking a break for a few weeks.
Tazer, I am calling it temporary sobriety. When I get in trouble for taking someone's head off I will see if I can use it as a legal defense.
I just spent a week planning/participating in a wedding. I woke up this morning and my liver had packed its bags and was getting ready to leave a "Dear John". Come on, baby, don't be that way!
When will we learn?!
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