You can do anything you set your mind to. Well, except...

 1. Being a Princess- You have to be born to a King or Queen in order to be a Princess. The alternative would be to marry a Prince. I've looked at the available Princes, and I don't mean to seem like I'm down on myself or my skills, but let's just say I don't think it's happening for me. If anyone has another way to make this work, please feel free to reach out to me.

2. Forcing love- Alright this one is going to hit a few of you hard. I know it did me and I am sorry. I did my crying already so when you're done reading let me know. I'll lend you my shoulder. You can't make someone love you if they don't. I should have listened to the words to that damn Bonnie Raitt song from back in the day.

3. Pleasing people- Some people are just going to be grumpy. You could sell a kidney and buy them a vacation to their dream destination and they would find a way to make it not quite right. I wonder if it's too late to get that kidney back... sh*t.

So my parents and teachers lied to me. I've lost faith in our older generation now.