I've been an Avon Rep on and off for nearly 18 years now and thought perhaps my somewhat slower aging process must be attributed to my use of the Anew Skincare regimine. Now, faced with the nutritional labels on the foods I consume, I am convinced I have simply pickled/cured/preserved myself. Now add the Monster LoCarb to the mix and I'm going to live forever!
Unfortunately I will no longer be able to nibble on unicorn horns. Everyone knows unicorns are made of sweetness and light and the sugary part obviously accumulates in that crunchy singular horn. I can, however have unicorn meat!