Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Sucking up to Apple... HARD.

We all know how mother friggin expensive the iPod Touch is. I don't care what gig size you're looking at, they are almost as expensive as my last business laptop. I would like to think that since my kids each have one (which should indicate my willingness to spend some money) that the Apple folks would be like, "Oh, Angie. We love you so much for turning your children on to us. You deserve an iPod Touch of your very own. No one really takes care of you and it's not fair. Please let us give you this as a token of our appreciation."

Then I would go around and show EVERYONE. I would brag. I would talk about how amazing they are. I would use the wireless connectivity to access all the things I can't get to on my work station.Then I would tweet some pretty awesome Applganda. Maybe about how Zune gives you herpes, or how iPod Touch cures leprosy. Something really cool, ya know?

1. The Black Keys - Your Touch "At least I died doing what I love. Lip syncing. I love that shit." That's funny stuff. Can you imagine how funny it would be if... ~sigh~
2. Benjamin Taylor - Wicked Way He's naughty. I like that in a man. Just sayin...
3. Florence and the Machine - You Got The Love She is mother freaking fabulous.
4. Florence and the Machine - Dog Days Are Over Have you SEEN the video? Have you HEARD the song? You'll know why. I would totally watch this on the iPod Touch because it's got awesome picture quality. It does! I've seen it on the two I already bought for my kids. Hint Hint.
5. One Republic - Good Life I'm not sure why. It's catchy, I suppose. I like to sing along. Loudly. Having it on an iPod Touch would mean that I could sing along loudly ANYTIME. We all want that, right?
6. The Real  Tuesday Weld - Last Words Just because, okay? I don't need to explain myself. I usually do but I guess what I'm saying is I don't need to. I said that already. Sorry.
7. Sister Hazel - Your Mistake I just like it. What? It's true. I'm not right. I'm not fine.
8. The Afghan Whigs - Something Hot Because someone sent me a YouTube link for it, and I feel obligated to own the song now and I'm not a THIEF (since the one place I was using stopped working). I bet I could find it on iTunes.
9. LMFAO - La La La Mostly because he says Zach Galifianakis and that's got to be a bitch to work into a song. Seriously, try it.
10. Maroon 5 - Never Gonna Leave This Bed Because I like to pretend Adam is singing to me. Shut up!
11. Rupert Holmes - Escape Because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain almost as much as I like the iPod Touch

What I am trying to say is... I'd rather have a new iPod than sex today. Unless I can have both. Then I want both. Or if the sex is with Gerard Butler and I have to choose between the iPod and Gerard... then TOTALLY Gerard. But let's be realistic, Gerard wouldn't make me choose.

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