Me- What team are you on?
Son- The B Team
Me- Why are you on the B Team?
Son- Because I'm short and I suck. But mostly because I'm short.
Me- So what do you think you want to go to college to be?
Daughter- I don't think college is for me. It really is just a means of stealing your original thoughts. I think I'm more of a free thinking intellectual.
Me- Well be nice to me at the drive thru when I stop to get a sandwich when you're working with the other free thinking intellectuals.
Daughter- God! Why do you always have to do that? You don't know what my life will be like. I'm not going to ruin my life like you did yours!
Me- You are my life. ~smile~