Thursday, June 30, 2011

Feelin' hot hot hot! Really.

Right around mile 4 on the treadmill I realized I was sweating like a whore in church. The central air felt like it was running when I came in the house so I just assumed that my body had reached maximum lardage and had decided to push it out through my pores. UNTRUE. 

Not only will your body not push lard out of your pores (I looked it up), but the central air was NOT working. Obviously this comes at a bit of an awkward time for me. Apple may be contacting me tomorrow about my free iPod Touch. There's also that chance that Gerard Butler may decide that it's time to take me up on my offer to practice making a baby with him. I am an extremely busy woman. There's work, and working out, and this... okay, so not EXTREMELY busy. 

Anyway, long story short... I called American Home Shield and they are sending someone out as soon as uh... tomorrow. I think I made a real connection with the lady in the call center. She was all nice and efficient and good and wholesome and probably bakes cookies and does nice things for her neighbors. I have decided to put her on my list of people I might marry if things don't workout with the male species. And yes, Amy. I might just send her a Christmas card. I just might. 

If I had testicles I would be sweating them off. Oh, and I guess I would be a man. Soooooo a big thanks to AHS, and bigger thanks to Jason for helping me figure out the problem... OVER THE PHONE no less. Seriously, handier than a shirt pocket! 

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