Work has blocked access to all social and streaming media, online games, and porn. There are a few things I value even more now than I used to.
1. CNN, CBC News, BBC News, basically everything except Fox News.
2. Unlimited texting on my cell phone.
3. The ability to spout my nonsense here.
Here is the official list of "crap ya shant be accessing":
1. CNN, CBC News, BBC News, basically everything except Fox News.
2. Unlimited texting on my cell phone.
3. The ability to spout my nonsense here.
Here is the official list of "crap ya shant be accessing":
Category Name
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Action
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Comments
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Adult/Sexually Explicit
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Block
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-- Disagree.
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Advertisements
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Block
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-- Well, ok.
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Arts & Entertainment
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Permit
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-- How the hell do they know what entertains me?
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Chat
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Permit
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-- In my experience this just leads to personals and dating.
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Computing & Internet
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Permit
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-- Unless you want to USE the internet. Then it's more like being able to google the concept behind the internet.
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Criminal Skills
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Block
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-- Is there really a category for this on the internet? I'd look, but obviously I'm not allowed to know.
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Drugs, Alcohol & Tobacco
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Block
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-- Booooooo!
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Education
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Permit
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-- "We don't need no education..."
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Finance & Investment
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Permit
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-- A bit of a joke considering my income. I'm going to recommend these guys for Last Comic Standing.
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Food & Drink
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Permit
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-- Uh huh, except anything you'd WANT to drink. (See block on drugs, alcohol, and tobacco)
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Gambling
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Block
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-- So much for my part time job.
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Games
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Block
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-- I feel like Rudolph.
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Glamour & Intimate Apparel
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Permit
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-- Well YEAH, guess who allowed this.
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Government & Politics
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Permit
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-- boooooooring
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Hacking
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Block
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-- Not sure why. We are a technology firm.
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Hate Speech
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Block
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-- I hate not being able to access things.
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Health & Medicine
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Permit
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-- Except when the medicine is a drug in which case it's just allowing Health.
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Hobbies & Recreation
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Permit
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-- The wide open use of the internet WAS my hobby.
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Hosting Sites
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Permit
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-- Eh.
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Job Search & Career Development
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Permit
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-- Ha ha Might take you up on this.
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Kids Sites
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Permit
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-- Because we have so many employees under the age of 30.
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Lifestyle & Culture
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Permit
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-- Except lifestyles that include sex and show pictures of how to live that lifestyle.
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Motor Vehicles
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Permit
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-- Eh... wotevah
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News
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Permit
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-- Thank God. Maybe there will be an article on how people cope at work with limited web access.
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Personals & Dating
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Block
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-- Cancelled my sugardaddie.com membership over this.
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Photo Searches
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Permit
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-- Except photos of vaginas, penises, penises going into things, or things going into vaginas.
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Real Estate
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Permit
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-- I actually use this one a lot so thanks big guy!
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Reference
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Permit
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-- Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
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Religion
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Permit
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-- "Imagine there's no heaven... "
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Remote Proxies
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Block
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-- Sneaky bastards need not apply.
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Search Engines
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Permit
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-- Like I want to know the facts of something? No thank you. I'll stick to making shit up so that it feels right for me.
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Sex Education
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Block
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-- Oh that's fucking GREAT! If I get pregnant they will be sorry.
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Shopping
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Permit
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-- Eh.
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Sports
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Permit
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-- I can hear this rationale now... If we give the girls freedom to shop we can still access sports!
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Streaming Media
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Permit
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-- Lie. Lie. Lie.
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Travel
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Permit
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-- As long as you just wanna look at it but not actually DO it.
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Usenet News
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Permit
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-- What?
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Violence
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Block
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-- I do spend an awful lot of time watching teens in NYC beat up homeless people. Better they leave me with war coverage.
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Weapons
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Block
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-- Looks like I'll be buying my guns from Walmart like everyone else from now on.
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Web-based Email
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Permit
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-- Lie... I tried. Doesn't work.
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