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Work has blocked access to all social and streaming media, online games, and porn. There are a few things I value even more now than I used to.

1. CNN, CBC News, BBC News, basically everything except Fox News.
2. Unlimited texting on my cell phone.
3. The ability to spout my nonsense here.

Here is the official list of "crap ya shant be accessing":

Category Name	Action	Comments
Adult/Sexually Explicit	Block	--  Disagree.
Advertisements	Block	--  Well, ok.
Arts & Entertainment	Permit	--  How the hell do they know what entertains me?
Chat	Permit	--  In my experience this just leads to personals and dating.
Computing & Internet	Permit	--  Unless you want to USE the internet. Then it's more like being able to google the concept behind the internet.
Criminal Skills	Block	--  Is there really a category for this on the internet? I'd look, but obviously I'm not allowed to know.
Drugs, Alcohol & Tobacco	Block	--  Booooooo!
Education	Permit	--  "We don't need no education..."
Finance & Investment	Permit	--  A bit of a joke considering my income. I'm going to recommend these guys for Last Comic Standing.
Food & Drink	Permit	--  Uh huh, except anything you'd WANT to drink. (See block on drugs, alcohol, and tobacco)
Gambling	Block	--  So much for my part time job.
Games	Block	--  I feel like Rudolph.
Glamour & Intimate Apparel	Permit	--  Well YEAH, guess who allowed this.
Government & Politics	Permit	--  boooooooring
Hacking	Block	--  Not sure why. We are a technology firm.
Hate Speech	Block	--  I hate not being able to access things.
Health & Medicine	Permit	--  Except when the medicine is a drug in which case it's just allowing Health.
Hobbies & Recreation	Permit	--  The wide open use of the internet WAS my hobby.
Hosting Sites	Permit	--  Eh.
Job Search & Career Development	Permit	--  Ha ha Might take you up on this.
Kids Sites	Permit	--  Because we have so many employees under the age of 30.
Lifestyle & Culture	Permit	--  Except lifestyles that include sex and show pictures of how to live that lifestyle.
Motor Vehicles	Permit	--  Eh... wotevah
News	Permit	--  Thank God. Maybe there will be an article on how people cope at work with limited web access.
Personals & Dating	Block	--  Cancelled my sugardaddie.com membership over this.
Photo Searches	Permit	--  Except photos of vaginas, penises, penises going into things, or things going into vaginas.
Real Estate	Permit	--  I actually use this one a lot so thanks big guy!
Reference	Permit	--  Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
Religion	Permit	--  "Imagine there's no heaven... "
Remote Proxies	Block	--  Sneaky bastards need not apply.
Search Engines	Permit	--  Like I want to know the facts of something? No thank you. I'll stick to making shit up so that it feels right for me.
Sex Education	Block	--  Oh that's fucking GREAT! If I get pregnant they will be sorry.
Shopping	Permit	--  Eh.
Sports	Permit	--  I can hear this rationale now... If we give the girls freedom to shop we can still access sports!
Streaming Media	Permit	--  Lie. Lie. Lie.
Travel	Permit	--  As long as you just wanna look at it but not actually DO it.
Usenet News	Permit	--  What?
Violence	Block	-- I do spend an awful lot of time watching teens in NYC beat up homeless people. Better they leave me with war coverage.
Weapons	Block	-- Looks like I'll be buying my guns from Walmart like everyone else from now on.
Web-based Email	Permit	-- Lie... I tried. Doesn't work.