Thursday, May 19, 2011

Reasons My Youngest Sibling Is My Favorite

1. Her emails: I guess the guys are golfing on Thursday while we get our nails done- don’t think the guys are going, Unless dad decides to have a vagina that day gets a pedi that day as usuall.  Wait, I just got what you said.  Not Man-pedi, manicure & pedicure. 

2. She is a lady truck driver trapped in a girly body and she doesn't feel the need to apologize for it.

3. She's an amazing mother. She makes beautiful babies and they are happy. Does it get any better than that?

4. The girl will sit topless with her electric milker on shamelessly watching Lifetime... and she won't care if you DO wake up and see her.

5. She wore the most beautiful wedding gown with trainers and mouthed the word "bitch" at one of the speakers during the ceremony.

6. Though I agree with most of my siblings on the major issues.... she's the one that I can count on to be thinking WTF at exactly the same times I am.

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