Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake

I wish Subway was my Mom. Then my mom would make the most amazing oatmeal raisin cookies. My current Mom doesn't. She's not all bad, but she's certainly not all good at the cookie thing. To be honest.... since she got all healthy 20 or so years ago it's sort of been down hill.

When I was a kid I loved Mom's baking like a fat kid loves cake... which isn't as much an analogy as it is that I was a kid, I was fat, my mother made cake, and I loved it. She still makes a mean brownie, but fortunately I live far enough away that I don't feel compelled to eat a pan in one sitting followed by a desperate desire to take up bulimia as a sport.

I bet she still bakes like a champ and just puts out the bad crap when I'm home so that I visit less. I think it's an appropriate time for me to get offended.

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