Monday, May 23, 2011

Liars are fryers and other rapture reassurance

A few of you must be feeling pretty silly right now. Your pre-rapture goodbyes were received and don't think that I forgot that in your drunken state you promised you'd let me have your iPod because you didn't need it anymore. As I told my kids, "Trust me. I'll see you both in the morning because liars are fryers and the two of you have some things to answer for. Love you."

Hey, I'll be by to pick up the iPod tonight!

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