If I had a classifed ad it would read something like:
36 y/o, single mom of two, seeks answers.
I considered posting it somewhere, but Craigslist seems too risky and the local newspaper would yield me nearly as many weirdos as it would smart ass answers. Now the task falls to me. At this point is it easier to work backward from 36 or start at early childhood and move forward? Neither answer seems quite like something I would do... you know... logical. So instead I'm going to go the uncategorized, unorganized, unorthodox mode and just throw things out there whenever the hell I feel like it.