During an earlier conversation we were discussing pistachios. When I mentioned that I don't care for them Zach said, "What about walnuts?"
I stated, "Not really a fan of those either. I really only like peanuts."
He replied, "Those aren't actually nuts. They are legumes. What about almonds?"
"No, I'll only eat them if they are in brownies or covered in chocolate." I said.
He quickly responded, "That's why you're single."
See... he gets patterns.